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auntblabby
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06 Feb 2021, 11:24 pm

a chador.

what should you not wear?



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06 Feb 2021, 11:25 pm

A comfy tuxedo.

What should you wear to a wedding?



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06 Feb 2021, 11:25 pm

A very large merkin.

What did friar tuck keep under his frock?


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06 Feb 2021, 11:27 pm

My mother looks like Friar Tuck now. :(

- Friar Tuck kept Raleigh's cheese there.

Why are you melting?


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06 Feb 2021, 11:28 pm

because of the entropy of old age and senescence.

why grow old?



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06 Feb 2021, 11:29 pm

Because it’s gonna snow.

Why shovel snow?

Why grow old? So you could do the Jig better.....



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06 Feb 2021, 11:30 pm

lawsuits, but that's not such a wrong answer 'cause i'm old and tired.

do you tube?



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06 Feb 2021, 11:31 pm

I outer tube.

What will happen for Scarlet's mother?


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06 Feb 2021, 11:33 pm

No, never.

Do you do the book of faces?


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06 Feb 2021, 11:33 pm

She will marry a man named O’Hara.


Does Wilma really love Fred?



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06 Feb 2021, 11:34 pm

i useta listen to the small faces.

do you imbibe?



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06 Feb 2021, 11:36 pm

I don’t bribe.

Do you subscribe?



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06 Feb 2021, 11:36 pm

i scrubscribe.

same q.



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06 Feb 2021, 11:36 pm

Of course she loves food.

How do you make a good first impression?


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06 Feb 2021, 11:37 pm

I subscribe to a bribe

Who's the bride?


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06 Feb 2021, 11:38 pm

the prince.

how do you how?