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01 Aug 2006, 10:58 am

:lol: DirtDawg's nipping at Veresae's heels.

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01 Aug 2006, 11:40 am

Whazzat mean?

:?:

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01 Aug 2006, 11:54 am

DirtDawg wrote:

Whazzat mean?

:?:

Veresae currently holds the record for making me laugh my ass the farthest off with this gem http://www.wrongplanet.net/asperger.htm ... c&start=30 but I am completely confident that record will be shattered soon what with all these clowns and comediennes around here. :lol:

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01 Aug 2006, 12:52 pm

“Shame is Embarrassing.”
-R. Mathison

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01 Aug 2006, 1:15 pm

That's truly hilarious!

There will be no competition. I am merely a random word associator with slightly faulty programming codes. As I continue to hurl unlikely combinations of words toward some central gravitational topic, the chance of reaching a critical comedic mass increases and if a spark of luck can be factored in we might be able to attain a self sustaining reaction between them, thus inducing some pleasant responses.

I will now bow down before Mr V's feet and wait quietly for him to speak. (Actually, I'm just really curious about the material that the floor is made of and, probably won't be available for further comment for some time ...)

<:^}

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01 Aug 2006, 9:17 pm

Heard at a Rainbow Family gathering while observing someone doing something stupid, “HEY, DON’T GIVE DRUGS A BAD NAME!”

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02 Aug 2006, 3:03 pm

Things you don't want your last words to be:
What the F***?
Hey guys, look at this!
Ah, it's harmless.
I can do that!

I like occasionally thowing that list into the joke mix. I had a gravestone list, but I forgot it.

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02 Aug 2006, 5:59 pm

If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

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02 Aug 2006, 6:49 pm

“If you can’t dazzle ‘em with brilliance…”

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02 Aug 2006, 10:30 pm

what the #@*$ in a 100 years we'll all be dead

couldn't work in an iron lung

close but no cigar

missed by that much (holding thumb and finger close together)

don't get off the boat, man

why do you ask, 2Dogs?

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03 Aug 2006, 4:30 pm

Close only countys in horseshoes and hand grenades.

*I miss by alot
I was close!
*Stares
Well, by cosmic standards...

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03 Aug 2006, 5:10 pm

“Praise Bob!”

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03 Aug 2006, 9:22 pm

“It’s okay to talk to talk to people, but you shouldn’t talk about people.”
-W. Whitcomb

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04 Aug 2006, 6:36 am

“Duncan, what’s the first rule?”
-Duncan’s parents, when he’s initiating a meltdown

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04 Aug 2006, 12:04 pm

fools rush in, where angels fear to tread

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04 Aug 2006, 6:07 pm

“Don’t Panic!”
-Duncan, age 3

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