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31 Aug 2011, 4:12 am

I didn't care about post count but do now.

Plus, I'm sleep-typing.


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31 Aug 2011, 5:41 am

I have a two-seater mastodon sofa with soft gibbon cushions.


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31 Aug 2011, 7:48 am

I have build a machine that will destroy the world tomorrow.



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31 Aug 2011, 8:17 am

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31 Aug 2011, 8:46 am

I'm off out in a short while to participate in some paragliding, I especially like to fly between the power lines. :shaking2:



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31 Aug 2011, 9:31 am

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31 Aug 2011, 9:36 am

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31 Aug 2011, 10:46 am

I care so much about my post count.


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31 Aug 2011, 11:46 am

I have ears on my kneecaps.


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31 Aug 2011, 12:27 pm

I am so not having a nutella sandwich for breakfast... Not feeling guilty about all this dairy either...


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31 Aug 2011, 12:40 pm

I am not worried.


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31 Aug 2011, 2:03 pm

I woke-up on time. 12:00 is an acceptable time. And I'm not going to get in trouble for that.


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31 Aug 2011, 2:05 pm

I wasn't woken up by my nephew today.


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31 Aug 2011, 2:07 pm

My avatar has nothing to do with smurfs.


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31 Aug 2011, 2:11 pm

I don't like to wear things on my head.


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31 Aug 2011, 2:15 pm

When thrown, a jam butty will make a controlled descent to the ground and land safely with the sticky side up.


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