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31 Aug 2011, 2:17 pm

I am out of blatant lies.


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31 Aug 2011, 2:17 pm

I brushed my hair today


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31 Aug 2011, 2:18 pm

This lie isn't blatant or obvious.


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31 Aug 2011, 2:21 pm

Trees drop their leaves because they're bored. It's just an arboreal way of creating a distraction.


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31 Aug 2011, 2:39 pm

My new avatar isn't 20% cooler than my old one.



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31 Aug 2011, 2:45 pm

Lacewings are just ants in drag.


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31 Aug 2011, 2:48 pm

Anyone can self-diagnose and self-medicate without self-destructing.


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31 Aug 2011, 2:51 pm

I have never watched a western.


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31 Aug 2011, 2:52 pm

I have self-raising socks.


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31 Aug 2011, 2:54 pm

I lie everyday.


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31 Aug 2011, 2:55 pm

I'm not hungry.


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31 Aug 2011, 3:36 pm

Scones ponder many intricate and curly things.


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31 Aug 2011, 3:44 pm

Hip bone attached to the ear bone!


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31 Aug 2011, 3:47 pm

These elbows are made for walking.


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31 Aug 2011, 3:48 pm

And walkings what they'll do.


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31 Aug 2011, 3:49 pm

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