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28 Apr 2012, 9:45 pm

No, I randomly torment them.



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28 Apr 2012, 9:48 pm

w/ useless facts on your pointless exestance?


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28 Apr 2012, 9:49 pm

Look at your careless spelling. Tsk, tsk, tsk.


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28 Apr 2012, 9:49 pm

No.

I offer them FiOS. :twisted:



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29 Apr 2012, 6:32 pm

Dear Gazelle, Kevinjh found a way to Super-Glue teeny-tiny spy cameras on the heads of most ants, bedbugs, cockroaches and moths of the world.
He does not protect anyone, he is a disturbingly wealthy international Blackmail Czar.

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29 Apr 2012, 6:39 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Dear Gazelle, Kevinjh found a way to Super-Glue teeny-tiny spy cameras on the heads of most ants, bedbugs, cockroaches and moths of the world.
He does not protect anyone, he is a disturbingly wealthy international Blackmail Czar.

Sylkat 8O


Sylkat,

Oh no Blackmail Czar, I will do my best to hide my skeletons in the closet!! ! :!:


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29 Apr 2012, 6:45 pm

The calcivorous maggots thought they were delicious but a little dry.



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29 Apr 2012, 8:15 pm

Why didn't they use A-1 Sauce or chutney to liven up (and moisten) their meal?

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29 Apr 2012, 9:21 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Why didn't they use A-1 Sauce or chutney to liven up (and moisten) their meal?

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No amount of A-1 Sauce or chutney would liven up the maggot meal. Maybe deep fried chocolate would help :!:


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29 Apr 2012, 9:41 pm

Deep-fried salted bacon with cheese, glazed with butter, and served with a side of deep-fried Twinkies.

I dare you to eat this. :twisted:


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29 Apr 2012, 10:15 pm

Dare declined!

Now, then, as everyone knows, Verizon has the best customer service. Customers need not call them to receive customer service.



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29 Apr 2012, 10:22 pm

[I am actually pestering my parents to switch to Verizon. They have better phones and better coverage. But my parents want to stay with AT&T. :evil: ]

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29 Apr 2012, 10:27 pm

And if the customer avoided purchasing FiOS, the customer will be called about it. Verizon wants the best for everyone*!

* It is not sarcasm when it is an ambiguous statement that can be twisted in either way. As an example,

"Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror".



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29 Apr 2012, 10:30 pm

We have Insight cable. It has maybe 100 channels. Science Channel and National Geographic Channel are not included. :evil:


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29 Apr 2012, 10:32 pm

Cable without the educational channels!? CAM(o)P, attack!



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29 Apr 2012, 10:46 pm

[What's that?]


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