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29 Sep 2019, 12:04 pm

If we were cannibals, what parts of people would we eat?

Okay, I didn't make that up. It's what Calvin once asked his mother in Calvin and Hobbes. And then he asked, "Where would the steaks be? Would legs be like drumsticks? Would kids be like veal?" His mom said it was disgusting and shooed him away, and then Calvin said "Some people just don't have inquisitive minds". :lol:



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29 Sep 2019, 2:26 pm

"Why don't they like us greens?" said the lettice as it walked off with a slight limp.


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29 Sep 2019, 2:30 pm

They said that toilet water was good for the face. Tried it but the lid fell on the back of my head.


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29 Sep 2019, 2:39 pm

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29 Sep 2019, 3:24 pm

Why are flies called flies?


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29 Sep 2019, 8:22 pm

PBL187 wrote:
lostonearth35 wrote:
(I did not make this up)

"I HATE white people. Every single one of them is racist and should die and go to hell."

(let the irony of that sink in for a moment)


Was it a white person who said that, by any chance?

Looooooooolz.. pardon my chuckle plz.


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07 Oct 2019, 9:28 am

i iz gonna speek in lolcat langwitch frum now on cuz itz cyoote an funnee. Now can i haz cheezeburger? An hold the unyunz cuz dey make the eyez crying. :cat:



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08 Oct 2019, 5:25 am

If the plural of hoof is spelt hooves, why isn't the plural of roof spelt rooves


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09 Nov 2019, 1:34 pm

I have a spot on the left side of my face but every time I look in the mirror it is on the right side of my face.


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09 Nov 2019, 2:28 pm

If you don't like the way it tastes, eat it with your eyes closed.



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10 Nov 2019, 11:00 am

I'm not a baby boomer. I've never even once detonated a baby.

(even thought the temptation has occasionally been hard to resist)



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10 Nov 2019, 12:37 pm

the more you know, the more you don't know what you know!



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10 Nov 2019, 3:15 pm

What size is a ball of wool?


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10 Nov 2019, 3:23 pm

What's the number to 911?



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15 Nov 2019, 3:09 pm

Categories are simply egory houses that cats reside in


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22 Nov 2019, 10:51 am

If I take a bath during my pregnancy, will it drown my baby?