Two truths and a lie

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I really hope the arrest in 2 is the lie. A wolfman should be allowed to be a wolfman.

Yep. The arrest is a lie.

But I was once almost arrested for playing drums on the seats of the subway.

I bought a shirt that reads Having Autism does not define you.

I bought socks that look like shoes

I bought a green ukulele.

#1.....especially if a t-shirt doesn't count as a "shirt."

No I did buy that shirt. I had it printed through Vista Print. You are right it is a T shirt. Long sleeve to be exact.

If you don’t laugh at yourself someone will beat you too it.

Then it's #2.

Actually the lie is 3.

I have a lot of colors of ukes, but no green ones.

I lost my keys recently
I lost my wallet recently
I lost funding for my job recently

I hope it's #3. I really do.

Me “too”, but number 2 is the lie.

I had expected to retire at the end of this year, so it’s not “too” bad.
18+years at a job I loved is a blessing.
I will miss my students and colleagues.

I thinking of wearing the T-shirt I mentioned to the meeting with HR Benifits tomorrow.

Today:

1. I travelled by planes
2. I travelled by trains
3. I travelled by automobiles

That would be a very brave thing to do. I don't think I'd be that brave.

1. I was too cowardly as a child to go on the monkey bars.

2. I was too cowardly as a child to climb trees

3. I was too cowardly as an adolescent to sing opera on the subways.


For Isabella, I would believe the answer is #1. I sense that she is traveling somewhat locally, for some reason.

Hmm... Monkey bars? The difference between climbing a tree and using the monkey bars is that at least with climbing you can use your legs.

3 is correct. I started singing opera (badly) on the subways as an antidote against loneliness. It was a precursor to my present-day howling.

I performed street magic in Central Park in New York.

I performed to Red Skelton’s words at a Fourth of July Celebration in Nevada at a football Stadium

I played guitar at Kansas City’s famous Jazz District.