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One of the machines at work was making really loud noises again that hurt my ears. I had to put in earplugs. I wanted to cover my ears even with them in.

'BEEEEEEEH' (General Melchett)

I am going to campus today and tomorrow.

I woke up and found a tab on my laptop where I'd typed "remove testicles" before going to bed.

I have no idea why.

Did you have testicles when you woke up? If not, you can safely close the tab.

Mission successful, it seems!

Better check the fridge for them.
Now you have blue balls.

I have a list.

I was comparing myself to Schultz and than my self-made helmet jumped off of one of my chairs and landed by my fan, top up. I picked Schultz up and put him on my head.

We went swimming at a community center today. I still can't swim well so I didn't even try taking the "swim test" they want people to do before they can go in the really deep part of the pool. That was fine though and I just practiced swimming in the shallow end while my cousin and aunt did other stuff.

Let's host a Kindle-burning party!

Quoting myself from 10 years ago:

Gosh, I miss the days when I had something to say, and better yet, express it. He was an interesting guy.

^ I had a battered old Honda Accord donkey's years ago. It was a nice car, but I bought it on its last legs and it wasn't long before it went to the car crusher.

Right I'm off to saw some logs up...

Yeah, I loved it. It was a '91 coupe. Drove it for most of my college years, then for a while after. It was both peppy and nimble, and was so old that I didn't care where I parked it in the city around the college campus. If there's a hole I'll shove the car into it. It's just nice when you don't have to baby a car. It was 9 years old when my family bought it, and we had it for 16 years. I never found that battery drain toward the end. There was always moisture inside in the later years, which led me to think there was some hidden wiring rot that I don't see. As the car was still in otherwise great mechanical condition it was sold, as it was still worth money.

I miss it. They don't make them like that anymore.

^ The engine was still good in mine when I scrapped the car. The bodywork had all rotted though. It didn't like UK winters and all the salt on the roads. Honda have always had a good reputation for making excellent engines, be they in motorbikes or cars.

I'm not perfect, but I'm a Schultz and that's pretty much the same thing. Get it? I'm not perfect but I'm "special".