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27 Feb 2016, 6:47 pm

England is still the first thing on my mind and Peter Newkirk is my favourite Hogan's Heroes character. I can't believe how much like Newkirk I still am.


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27 Feb 2016, 9:22 pm

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28 Feb 2016, 4:21 am

and I own the patents for it.



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28 Feb 2016, 5:28 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
England is still the first thing on my mind and Peter Newkirk is my favourite Hogan's Heroes character. I can't believe how much like Newkirk I still am.


That was Bob Crane. Hogan was Richard Dawson.

Dawson didn't want to be Hogan. Not at all.


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28 Feb 2016, 10:20 am

When I went to the cat rescue centre today to feed the cats, I didn't feed them. Instead I ate all the cat food myself.



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28 Feb 2016, 10:29 am

Catlover eats cat food. He IS a cat.


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28 Feb 2016, 12:48 pm

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28 Feb 2016, 3:36 pm

the german version of "Hogan's heroes" was not studded with dirty jokes.



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28 Feb 2016, 3:49 pm

Colonel Klink was as smart a man as he thought he was.


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28 Feb 2016, 3:56 pm

in real life the guy who played Hogan was a war hero.



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28 Feb 2016, 3:59 pm

Hogan was a Captain.


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28 Feb 2016, 4:03 pm

in real life the actor who played him wasn't a sociopathic horndog who met a bad end.



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28 Feb 2016, 4:26 pm

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