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Does the pound shop sell pound coins?


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26 Nov 2019, 11:52 am

Bury is named so because all the residents bury visitors alive


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26 Nov 2019, 11:53 am

And Liverpool is named so because the residents there store their liver in a pool (liver as in the meat)


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Do drill rappers rap about fire drills or drills you use to make holes in things?



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27 Nov 2019, 12:17 pm

How DID the hometown of the Beatles get its name?

Many towns in England have names that end in "pool". Like "Blackpool". Blackpool must have been named after a dark colored lake in the area when the town was founded. Liverpool must have been named after a liver shaped? lake?, or a muddly reddish brown lake with water that look like raw liver?

That's meant as a real question. Not a dumb one. Even if it IS a dumb question! Lol!



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27 Nov 2019, 12:17 pm

"Is the Pink Panther a lion?"

"He's called the Pink PANTHER."

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27 Nov 2019, 12:51 pm

Wrong thread.



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28 Nov 2019, 2:33 am

naturalplastic wrote:
How DID the hometown of the Beatles get its name?

Many towns in England have names that end in "pool". Like "Blackpool". Blackpool must have been named after a dark colored lake in the area when the town was founded. Liverpool must have been named after a liver shaped? lake?, or a muddly reddish brown lake with water that look like raw liver?

That's meant as a real question. Not a dumb one. Even if it IS a dumb question! Lol!


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Liverpool


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28 Nov 2019, 3:16 am

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27 Jan 2020, 12:09 pm

What did they use to charge iPhones before electricity was invented?


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27 Jan 2020, 12:21 pm

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27 Jan 2020, 1:33 pm

Why don't they use lie detectors on politicians?


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29 Jan 2020, 3:08 pm

auntblabby wrote:
why do farts smell?


So that deaf people can enjoy them, too. :lol:



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23 Mar 2020, 8:46 pm

Why do dogs have tongues?


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