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25 Mar 2023, 10:01 am

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Something that always makes me laugh, if not something I do with unpleasant people in my life.


Great comedy classic! :D



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25 Mar 2023, 10:07 am

naturalplastic wrote:
longshot wrote:


Something that always makes me laugh, if not something I do with unpleasant people in my life.


Great comedy classic! :D


Thanks sir.



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25 Mar 2023, 11:37 am

Really gross :eew:

I was blowing my nose in the shower and I pulled out a giant glob of snot that I felt come out of the back of my throat and the sinuses in my forehead. I can breathe a lot better now, but holy s**t that was disgusting and felt disgusting.



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25 Mar 2023, 11:38 am

Fairfield wrote:
Really gross :eew:
I was blowing my nose in the shower and I pulled out a giant glob of snot that I felt come out of the back of my throat and the sinuses in my forehead. I can breathe a lot better now, but holy s**t that was disgusting and felt disgusting.


I'm jealous. I'd love to dislodge my breathing impairment. :oops:


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25 Mar 2023, 9:41 pm

Our resident possum looks like it's been in a catfight possumfight.
It has a scratch across its nose and an infected eye.
Not sure what to do about it, it's a wild animal, with lethal weapons.
In the meantime, we gave it a banana.


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25 Mar 2023, 9:42 pm

Was the banana sweet yet tart?


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25 Mar 2023, 9:44 pm

It was a tad overripe but there were no complaints.


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25 Mar 2023, 9:46 pm

What's for tea?


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25 Mar 2023, 9:49 pm

Homemade tortillas with spicy chicken filling.
What's for dessert?


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25 Mar 2023, 9:53 pm

Chocolate cheesecake with drizzled raspberries.


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25 Mar 2023, 10:01 pm

^ omfg
I think I just orgasmed.


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25 Mar 2023, 10:07 pm

Me too. See "Happy". lol


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25 Mar 2023, 10:31 pm

Newsflash.

I got engaged today.

Woot. 8)


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25 Mar 2023, 10:36 pm

^ Really?!?



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25 Mar 2023, 10:46 pm

Congrats, cool cat.


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25 Mar 2023, 11:02 pm

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