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03 Mar 2016, 6:49 am

We played hide in shell during recess.

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03 Mar 2016, 6:50 am

We played disappear and seek.

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03 Mar 2016, 7:51 am

there was no school in winter, since we hibernated.

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03 Mar 2016, 7:56 am

We went during the night when the living were asleep.

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03 Mar 2016, 8:03 am

Every time I sneeze a transform into a superhero named Sneezing Girl. Then I fly around the city wearing a giant tissue for a cape, looking for criminals. Then I beat them up, send them to jail and give them all colds.

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03 Mar 2016, 8:05 am

One of our classes was "shell polishing". We used Turtle Wax, of course.

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03 Mar 2016, 8:07 am

Haunting for the ghosts to scare the living, especially on Halloween.

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03 Mar 2016, 11:59 am

In alien school my least favorite subject was Abduction Education. I kept questioning the teacher about things why the elders were always abducting some random drunk hillbilly in the middle of nowhere instead of world leaders and stuff like that.

Anal Probing Practice, however, was just too much fun, even though we didn't practice it on real human Earthlings. :twisted: We used imported specimens from the planet @%$! !, which look similar to humans but have only half their inferior intelligence and tiny tentacles for fingers and toes.

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03 Mar 2016, 12:03 pm

I'm a cis-male who pretends to be transgendered so I can go in the women's locker room and see women in the shower.

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03 Mar 2016, 8:50 pm

mee too. :cat:

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03 Mar 2016, 10:41 pm

"SJW" is a valid insult, because social justice is clearly a Jewish Catholic Islamic reptilian NWO Illuminati plot to allow people of color, women, and LGBT persons to even live, and we can't have that, can we?

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03 Mar 2016, 10:50 pm

not QFT.

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04 Mar 2016, 2:06 pm

TheTrueMayhem wrote:

The purpose of this thread is for people to inject their own holier-than-thou moral or political views, not just to have fun. And no, SJW is not a valid insult, because clearly people of color, women, and LGBT people had no rights whatsoever until the introduction of Tumblr.

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04 Mar 2016, 2:51 pm

Nothing bad ever happens to the Lemmings.

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04 Mar 2016, 3:02 pm

I don't have emotions at all, and I think emotions are a bad and worthless thing.

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04 Mar 2016, 3:11 pm

Mr. Spock is a Klingon, which makes him incredibly excitable.

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