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23 Apr 2023, 12:44 pm

Anyone want cherry pie?

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23 Apr 2023, 12:46 pm

Wait, what? She rang, got no answer, thought dead dog, so actually home invaded you?

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23 Apr 2023, 12:49 pm

We're in flavour country now.

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23 Apr 2023, 12:50 pm

No invasion.

Just hysterical phone calls with a shrill voice.

Wants to host party but not today.

Offered tomorrow.

That's too soon! I need to put a leaf in the table!

Offered to put leaf.

I don't have a card!

Offered to buy a card.

I don't have any wine!'

Offered to bring wine.

Brother can't go then.

Tough.

I don't have anything to wrap!

We'll give you something wrapped.

What about beer?

There's always enough beer.

Do we have to order the food today?

No

Well I better tell you what I want! Do you have a pen?

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23 Apr 2023, 12:53 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

Anyone want cherry pie?

Euphemism or not I'll have a slice.

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23 Apr 2023, 12:53 pm

f**k me! I hate dealing with other people's stupid anxieties, I'm sure it's not stupid to them but get a f*****g grip will you. :roll:

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23 Apr 2023, 12:53 pm

Use your imagination. :heart: :heart: :heart:

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23 Apr 2023, 12:54 pm

Can I have mine with cream

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23 Apr 2023, 12:55 pm

dirtybird wrote:

IsabellaLinton wrote:

Anyone want cherry pie?

Euphemism or not I'll have a slice.

I fixed your name for you in the quote^

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23 Apr 2023, 12:56 pm

I'll pass on the Cherry pie, Do you have any rhubarb or apple crumble?

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23 Apr 2023, 12:56 pm

Ohhh I'm jeally
Knock it off you two

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23 Apr 2023, 12:57 pm

Recidivist wrote:

dirtybird wrote:

IsabellaLinton wrote:

Anyone want cherry pie?

Euphemism or not I'll have a slice.

I fixed your name for you in the quote^

I like it. It suits me

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23 Apr 2023, 12:57 pm

Recidivist wrote:

I'll pass on the Cherry pie, Do you have any rhubarb or apple crumble?

Maybe a Brown Betty?

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23 Apr 2023, 12:58 pm

:lol:

Wtf is that

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23 Apr 2023, 12:58 pm

Good grief! DirtyBirds, Norwegian Wood, and K was gay after all.

I'm going to the garden to eat worms.

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23 Apr 2023, 12:59 pm

funeralxempire wrote:

We're in flavour country now.

I didn't think MSG had an actual flavour (f**k knows why), you live and learn , I just googled and it's taste is described as umami :roll:

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