funeralxempire wrote:
Fairfield wrote:
Spoilered because it's all caps. lmao
*aggressively shaking Matthew from Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life* STOP REJECTING EVERYTHING I GIVE YOU BESIDES FOR MILK (THAT I NEED TO MAKE MONEY!). I JUST WANT TO MARRY YOU AND HAVE YOUR BORING, EEYORE-ASS, FARM BOY BABIES. I'M ABOUT TO GIVE UP AND MARRY YOUR DUMBASS NIECE INSTEAD. 1GOD.
Imagine that conversation.
So, what made you realize your wife was the one?Well, you see, her uncle was too fussy...
Cecelia is an absolute doll and I always marry her, but I just want this crabby ass, mysterious, like 30-40 y.o. man to father my kids for once, but NO he has a sick perversion for milk and seemingly only milk, and is so finicky. I will show him everything and he's like "No thanks," to me. He's at like 2 hearts while Cecelia is almost at full hearts, and I've given them the same amount of attention. Their kids look the same, and even though they act different I'm debating on settling for her. lmfao