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24 Mar 2020, 12:54 am

Who do you think will be the first WP member to be crowned with Coronavirus?


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24 Mar 2020, 2:39 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
Who do you think will be the first WP member to be crowned with Coronavirus?


Genghis Khan?


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27 Mar 2020, 10:23 am

"When is this pandemic going to end?"

Yeah, because viruses are sentient and think to themselves, "Okay, I've caused enough suffering and death, guess it's time to wrap things up and take a nice, long vacation. But not *too* long." :roll:



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27 Mar 2020, 10:48 am

Will the virus go away if we ask it really nicely?



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30 Mar 2020, 2:24 am

"I was born on Christmas day".
"Which month were you born in?"


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30 Mar 2020, 2:26 am

Please tick the month you were born in.

January
February
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
October
November
December
Other


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30 Mar 2020, 3:23 am

"We don't use our computer any longer because of Corona. Our daughter told us that computers often have viruses and you can get infected."

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30 Mar 2020, 3:48 am

Will McAfee virus protection work on coronavirus?



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16 Apr 2020, 6:21 am

How do I get a photo or video of hallucinations? I want to show people what I see but each time I take a picture there's nothing there.

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16 Apr 2020, 7:23 am

Why aren't rabbits allowed to vote?



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01 Jun 2020, 7:10 pm

So this guy called me Antifa.

Dude, I'm not Anti-Tifa.

I'm just Pro-Aerith.



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01 Jun 2020, 11:29 pm

You better use speakerphone. You don't want to catch COVID-19 through the phone.



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01 Jun 2020, 11:33 pm

You need to keep a good distance from the TV when watching TV. You don't want to catch COVID-19 through the TV.

When listening to the radio keep a good distance from the radio or you might catch COVID-19 through the radio.



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02 Jun 2020, 12:12 am

Why do they call it a futon when everyone always gets mad that I put my foot on it?



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08 Jun 2020, 9:51 am

Just how do people manage to fly inside those tiny airplanes in the sky? Surely they can't fit inside.



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08 Jun 2020, 12:12 pm

Eena wrote:
Why do they call it a futon when everyone always gets mad that I put my foot on it?

Silly.

Everyone knows that a Futons is are subatomic particles. Like protons, neutrons, and electrons.