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Rockymntchris
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07 Mar 2016, 1:14 am

I have a body just like Tony Little
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but I drive one of these...
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07 Mar 2016, 5:42 am

I drive cars all the time.


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07 Mar 2016, 5:45 am

my other car is a rolls Royce :mrgreen:



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07 Mar 2016, 5:55 am

It is perfectly safe to drive drunk. It is especially safe when you've drunk a particularly large amount, for example, 10 units.



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07 Mar 2016, 6:00 am

I'm very thin.



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07 Mar 2016, 6:00 am

^^If a cop sees you do that, they pull you over and give you. . . a gift card.


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07 Mar 2016, 6:04 am

This advert promotes drink-driving.



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07 Mar 2016, 10:40 am

I've never been arrested for drunk driving.


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07 Mar 2016, 10:43 am

I'm Drew Carey! :lol:



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07 Mar 2016, 11:25 am

I don't mind all the noise my upstairs neighbors make. :P


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07 Mar 2016, 3:03 pm

the army was fun.



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07 Mar 2016, 3:07 pm

Right is wrong and wrong is right.


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07 Mar 2016, 3:10 pm

I did not have a meltdown today.



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07 Mar 2016, 3:15 pm

I am glad my glasses broke in half and enjoy my blurry vision.



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07 Mar 2016, 3:18 pm

^Oh, I hope that happens to me.


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07 Mar 2016, 3:38 pm

^^^I did not have one too. No Hugs for you: :heart:


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