A Cabbie Picks Up a Nun
The nun gets into the cab and notices that the
VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't
want to offend you."
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me.
When you have been a nun as long as I have, you get a
chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive.'
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1 - you have to be single and #2 - you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK," the nun says, "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make
a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin
and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance.
Nahj ul-Balāgha by Ali bin Abu-Talib