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lostonearth35
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11 Mar 2016, 2:56 pm

I do not have a wicked case of hiccups right after eating right now. :oops:



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11 Mar 2016, 2:57 pm

I have x-ray vision. and if you press a frozen spoon hard on your uvula until it warms up, that won't get rid of your hiccups. :idea:



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11 Mar 2016, 3:02 pm

I have night vision.


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11 Mar 2016, 3:04 pm

I can power appliances by sticking the power plug in my mouth.



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11 Mar 2016, 3:08 pm

^You are Uncle Fester.


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11 Mar 2016, 3:26 pm

^^^so are you :mrgreen:



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11 Mar 2016, 3:27 pm

I am Lurch. (Groans)


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11 Mar 2016, 3:45 pm

and I am itt.



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11 Mar 2016, 3:52 pm

Hey, I thought I was Uncle Fester, but for some reason I've been screwing my light bulbs into the wrong body cavity all this time. Maybe they're GAS lamps?

BTW, I can't stand Sparky's new avatar.


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11 Mar 2016, 3:56 pm

Flags fly 1000 feet in the air.


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11 Mar 2016, 3:57 pm

Planes fly 10 feet in the air. They knock the chimneys off houses a lot.



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11 Mar 2016, 3:58 pm

I fart out flags of all nations.



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11 Mar 2016, 3:58 pm

Trains fly.


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11 Mar 2016, 3:59 pm

Cars can drive over water.



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11 Mar 2016, 4:00 pm

cars can drive UNDER water as well.



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11 Mar 2016, 4:01 pm

Submarines travel on land.


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