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11 Mar 2016, 4:03 pm

Any human can walk faster than a car can drive.



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11 Mar 2016, 4:03 pm

The moon is made of chocolate.



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11 Mar 2016, 4:06 pm

The sun is a yellow Skittle.



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11 Mar 2016, 4:09 pm

SparkyCosmos wrote:
The moon is made of chocolate.


I thought it was cheese?


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11 Mar 2016, 4:17 pm

the non-luminiferous ether is made of invisible toe cheese.



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11 Mar 2016, 4:55 pm

NASA is still hiding the Goon they found on the Moon.
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11 Mar 2016, 5:15 pm

NASA stands for National Association of Secret Aliens :alien:



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11 Mar 2016, 7:40 pm

NASA has already sent an American to Mars. :lol:


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11 Mar 2016, 7:51 pm

there isn't really a REAL space program that already has flying saucers and people exchanges with other civilizations.



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11 Mar 2016, 8:24 pm

Aliens have already invaded Earth.


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11 Mar 2016, 8:25 pm

roswell and cape Girardeau are myths.



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11 Mar 2016, 8:54 pm

We humans are the actual aliens, and dogs are the true earthlings.



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11 Mar 2016, 8:58 pm

this is not all an elaborate hologram.



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12 Mar 2016, 8:07 am

Some day, the US will send in their application for full membership of the EU.


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12 Mar 2016, 8:15 am

I am a vampire-ghost hybrid.


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12 Mar 2016, 1:38 pm

I am an alien :alien: