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I am the proud owner of a brand new WABAC machine.

aunt blabby and i are going to use his wabac machine to warn lincoln not to go to ford's theater.

and should we fail in that task, at least you would be in a position to provide him state of the present-art lifesaving medical care.

I hope everyone saw me on the Commando McBragg television programme last nite where I showed off my mounted Bullwinkle head and stuffed Tennesee Tuxedo trophies I proudly gathered on my recent hunting trip around the world.

Also I think I looked super smashing wearing those tights and cape I snagged from Underdog before I sold him and Peabody to Boris and Natasha to start their puppy mill with.

I hopped in my WABAC machine and travelled to the year 2106 and saw a vast wasteland, got back in and went home.

Actually Auntie saw my vast WAISTBAND. I'll still be alive in 2106 and bigger than ever. He should have stayed for the Bicentennial San Francisco earthquake I'll cause when I jump up and down atop Morgan Hill.

I saw Rocky's vast waist band, it was an excellent rock band, even better in the future, it outlasted him by decades at least

Edwardian collars will make a comeback after this year's elections.

they never really left totally completely, they came back here and there in stylistic hints in various cars. anyways-
GM will offer a stirling cycle engine as an option in certain models starting next year.

They still have those start-up cranks on cars.

This April Fool's Day I have the perfect prank planned. I'm going to get tons of paint and brushes and then take a rocket ship to the moon. Then I'm going to paint a huge butt-crack on the surface of the moon, that everyone will be able to see on Earth. The Earth will be mooned by the moon! Mwahahaha!!

Hmm, I wonder if paint would even stick to the moon's surface instead of floating around in big, colorful blobs? Well it's a blatant lie, so who cares anyway?

i am Beelzebub's uncle.

I am a monkey's uncle. Um, aunt.