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01 Apr 2020, 5:37 am

verlan is an old french underworld slanguage, akin to pig latin.



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02 Apr 2020, 2:05 pm

Paris Syndrome is a psychological disorder, mainly suffered by Japanese people, caused after realizing Paris isn't what they expected.


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05 Apr 2020, 2:10 pm

Semi literate pickled hamster



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06 Apr 2020, 2:53 am

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07 Apr 2020, 7:13 pm

In 1840, areographer Johann Heinrich Madler combined ten years of observations and drew the first map of Mars.


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08 Apr 2020, 7:02 am

When there is doubt ensure someone else gets the blame.



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09 Apr 2020, 7:21 pm

The Statue Of Liberty's full name is "Liberty Enlightening the World."


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09 Apr 2020, 11:23 pm

when god gives you rotten eggs, find a new god. :idea:



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14 Apr 2020, 4:50 pm

You probably like the game Mad Libs, don't you? I used to play that a lot with my sister when we were growing up, and young adults. We live too far apart to play together now. It was a really fun, and educational game.

A couple of other games we liked to play were Trivial Pursuit, and Password. The Password game was based on a TV game show of that name, that my mother used to watch when I was very young, and I watched it with her. Somehow we ended up with the home game version of it, and I used to drive my sister a little nuts with it. Although she is several years older than me, I have had a much better vocabulary than her since about a year after I first learned to read. This enabled me to use clue words that she didn't know enough about, so she didn't know that they would lead to the word she was supposed to guess.

I wasn't too good at Trivial Pursuit because some of the categories dealt with stuff I had no interest in, so I didn't know enough about those categories, but in the categories I did know about, I was sometimes able to get a good laugh because my sister would sometimes make some big gaffs. She didn't know who was buried in Grant's Tomb, and she didn't know which star is closest to our planet--The Sun.

Anyway, we did sometimes have fun with those games. Wish we could have gotten along better most of the time.


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27 Apr 2020, 12:55 am

flip-flaps = flop flips



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30 Apr 2020, 1:53 pm

The Roman Empire was not the largest empire in history.

It was only the 28th largest.


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01 May 2020, 2:43 am

the sound qu@lity of ph@rts rel@tes to fl@pping of the loose f@tty tissues l@t@ral to the gluteus m@ximus proxim@te to the @nus, @s well @s the r@spberry-style @ir-column@l-buzzing of the @nus itself, in v@rying proportions. in skinny people there will be less glute@l fl@pping @nd more @n@l buzzing.



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01 May 2020, 7:13 pm

A relatively less popular supermarket near my house now has hand sanitizer in stock.

I did buy a bottle, but the price was similar to more expensive retailers.

The price was $4.


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02 May 2020, 2:12 am

you can make your own with aloe vera gel and 91% alcohol.



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02 May 2020, 10:17 pm

auntblabby wrote:
you can make your own with aloe vera gel and 91% alcohol.


True, but unfortunately many retailers in my area don't have rubbing alcohol currently in stock.


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03 May 2020, 12:53 am

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
you can make your own with aloe vera gel and 91% alcohol.


True, but unfortunately many retailers in my area don't have rubbing alcohol currently in stock.

drat.