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In reality, 3354 bus started itself up at 3:46AM for an imminent departure, drove itself to Crafers interchange, displayed 823 on the destination board, departed without opening the doors, and uneventfully did a round trip to Cleland Wildlife Park, before discreetly returning to Mt Barker depot, and parking itself flawlessly between two other 14.5 metre long Volgren buses.

The only catch is that it depleted its fuel supply as it limped into its position on track, and wouldn't start the following morning. Bizarre gravitational events initiated this sequence. Solar induced, despite it being night time.

A time machine may have had an effect too. But 3354 is back safely from it's endeavour, awaiting dispatch from the coord who is none the wiser about it's quantity of fuel. He had a meltdown when the driver checked it's BCU, and found it that it had done an 823, in which buses of such a length are strictly prohibited from doing at all times. It was even worse when it was found that a group of kids and mothers had found their way onto it via unknown methods for the trip. But this final element is yet to be varified*.

Tight curves, steep gradients and narrow roads are essential factors to consider when dispatching buses of 14.5 metre length. This is the reason why it's prohibited from all 82* routes and most others, excluding the main routes to and from the city, as well as Strath/Langhorn Creek. This scenario is entirely fictional, and never actually eventuated in reality.

For my 500th post, I will say something completely and utterly random.

Blatherskite sasquatch flamingo applesauce!

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