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01 Sep 2011, 2:14 pm

wp is so interesting today, i just don't know what to reply to first!



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01 Sep 2011, 2:19 pm

I don't find lolcats to be funny.


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01 Sep 2011, 4:46 pm

Marmalade is highly radioactive, but it does help in the dark to find where you left the toast.


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01 Sep 2011, 6:39 pm

I want to declare war on some foreign entity, probably my foreign born neighbors, and go take over their homes in the name of securing my borders. Not sure if this is a crime or not. Can someone help?



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01 Sep 2011, 6:55 pm

Beer pong is scheduled to be an exhibition event at the 2012 Olympic games.



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01 Sep 2011, 7:07 pm

AA has a girlfriend.


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01 Sep 2011, 7:20 pm

Sagan has a hot date tonight! :oops:


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01 Sep 2011, 7:24 pm

sagan wrote:
Sagan has a hot date tonight! :oops:


With Grisha! :D



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02 Sep 2011, 2:11 am

my cats are secretly evil potatoes covered in fur.



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02 Sep 2011, 2:31 am

Condoms are made from the tongues of infants.



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02 Sep 2011, 3:00 am

I have a timeshare in Narnia.



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02 Sep 2011, 6:04 am

The Dalai Lama runs a small chain of supermarkets.


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02 Sep 2011, 8:38 am

Unicorns is the secret ingredient in Quad Stackers. That's what makes them so delicious.



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02 Sep 2011, 12:46 pm

I don't masturbate, ever. I mean seriously, I cant stand touching it. I have to have a lobster on stilts hold and aim it for me.

I poop whilst standing on my head in an evening gown with stripper heels.

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02 Sep 2011, 12:58 pm

My life is boring to me, and interesting to others.


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02 Sep 2011, 1:25 pm

AA has a job.


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