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26 Aug 2020, 3:02 am

Why should you never tell rats that they're in a maze?


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26 Aug 2020, 6:29 am

^^^that's a prize winner :D



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06 Sep 2020, 12:04 am

NightMuse wrote:
Why should you never tell rats that they're in a maze?


Because they will think there is cheese in the centre


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06 Sep 2020, 12:20 am

Bear Grills is going west lads..... Steven Irwin had gone east....but cyberdad lies in bed all day...the lazy little beast! (damn COVID-19)



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06 Sep 2020, 2:38 am

I came, I saw, I slept!


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06 Sep 2020, 6:20 am

why did god invent allergies that make a person sneeze their head off, instead of say, one that just made one of your fingernails turn green?



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06 Sep 2020, 4:39 pm

Can (sleep) dreams ever be eye-openers?



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06 Sep 2020, 10:58 pm

^some of mine have been. :o



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07 Sep 2020, 12:00 am

Here are a couple of dumb quotes that I recall (unfortunately I didn't make them up):

"The best way out of the solution would be....." (said by a Trade Union leader being interviewed on TV).

"He's not as good as he is" (remark by football pundit on TV).


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10 Sep 2020, 4:39 am

What is water?


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10 Sep 2020, 5:03 am

is air fair?



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10 Sep 2020, 5:17 am

Well I didn't know pushing the red button meant that the nukes would launch.



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10 Sep 2020, 10:16 am

maycontainthunder wrote:
Well I didn't know pushing the red button meant that the nukes would launch.


Kim Jong Un invented that button


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11 Sep 2020, 7:55 pm

My family consists of 3 children, one adult, and one adultress.



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11 Sep 2020, 8:07 pm

anybody here ever try chef boyardee's marijuana sauce?



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12 Sep 2020, 2:39 pm

Can the notion of "no comment" be instilled/written in two simple words?