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SentientPotato
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09 Jun 2018, 1:57 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
#1 for Sentient Potato.
Right again. I attempted to fix my old flat screen monitor, but I can't find a replacement for the board I'm pretty sure went bad on it. Not to mention the monitor itself is only worth like $40 nowadays.

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2 for Potato.
PS I'd like to be a sentient potato in my next life. Sounds heavenly. :)
Actually, that one is true. The microwave died after it was run with metal inside (this is actually a microwave oven, so what happened is someone used the wrong setting thinking it was just running the oven functionality of it). Working on this, I'd figured out that one of the thermal fuses on it had blown (which it does as a safeguard to prevent the whole thing from catching on fire), so I simply replaced that and the microwave came back from the dead.

Also, being a potato is not recommended -- you get too many people following you around with forks.


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09 Jun 2018, 4:02 pm

#2 is the lie.

Yes. My hands get extremely cold- icy to the touch.

I never wanted to be a potatoe but did want to be a dog when younger.

Microwaves are useful. I got my brothers when the spring opener broke.
Shipping cost more than the part.

Just used microwave to make

1. Laugh- a chino
2. Frozen dinner -actually lunch
3. Casserole


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09 Jun 2018, 6:04 pm

drlaugh wrote:
#2 is the lie.

Yes. My hands get extremely cold- icy to the touch.

I never wanted to be a potatoe but did want to be a dog when younger.

Microwaves are useful. I got my brothers when the spring opener broke.
Shipping cost more than the part.

Just used microwave to make

1. Laugh- a chino
2. Frozen dinner -actually lunch
3. Casserole


I think 1 lol


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09 Jun 2018, 6:13 pm

#3–Casserole.



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09 Jun 2018, 7:22 pm

1. I am the Wolfman

2. I was once known as Spike at work.

3. People call me Kraftie at work.



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09 Jun 2018, 7:25 pm

2 is the lie. Spike?

Ding it is #3

Laugh a chino

3-6 ounces water boiled in microwave
Add 2-3 teaspoons instant coffee
1 teaspoon stevia
Slash of almond milk.

drunk less since I switched to

Matcha Tea


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09 Jun 2018, 7:31 pm

#3 is true. Because of the movie “Spike of Bensonhurst.”



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09 Jun 2018, 7:36 pm

Wow I was thinking about another spike.


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09 Jun 2018, 8:21 pm

Maybe Spike the Dog?



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09 Jun 2018, 9:21 pm

Spike as in hai
Spike as in Milligan.


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10 Jun 2018, 1:31 am

I'm actually starting to forget what I have and have not used...

1. I have a problem where sometimes my sugar level drops below normal when I haven't eaten in a while, or about an hour or so after having something exceedingly sweet such as soda.

2. I'm sensitive to coffee and can only drink it in small amounts depending on strength.

3. I once dropped my food while pointing out an exhibit during a class field trip to the zoo.


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10 Jun 2018, 3:47 am

#2. I sense that you’re a pretty good coffee drinker.

1. I drink lots of Diet Coke.

2. I tried smoking a used cigarette when I was 9. Never tried a cigarette again.

3. I inhaled marijuana once; it made me love the stuff.

Sentient, you’re a really good fix-it man. You should have more confidence in yourself.



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10 Jun 2018, 6:10 am

The third one.


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10 Jun 2018, 7:42 am

Yep. Had a big-time cough spasm. Then this guy sort of took advantage of me.



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10 Jun 2018, 8:12 am

I use a jump rope

I use a food processor

I use a nebulizer


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10 Jun 2018, 8:29 am

Hoping it’s #3. Thinking it’s #1.