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29 Mar 2016, 4:10 am

^ Nope.


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29 Mar 2016, 4:11 am

if you don't eat those veggies, your health will improve.



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29 Mar 2016, 4:12 am

Drawyer wrote:
Some vegetables are screaming at me in the refrigerator.
I know they are in the process of losing hope.


People always enjoy the leftover food.


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29 Mar 2016, 4:41 am

Humvees get excellent fuel economy



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29 Mar 2016, 1:10 pm

Today my cat actually spoke! He had gotten his tail pinched in the door by accident, and he said, "Me. Ow!" :cat:



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29 Mar 2016, 1:18 pm

I don't like Animé.



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29 Mar 2016, 1:19 pm

I think cruz and his missile would make a fine POTUS.



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29 Mar 2016, 5:44 pm

Donald Trump has already been elected President of the United States.


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29 Mar 2016, 5:52 pm

and both The Rump and Sarah Cretin were already caught in a sex scandal.



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29 Mar 2016, 5:56 pm

Ted Cruz is the new Vice POTUS and has a good working relationship with The Rump.


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29 Mar 2016, 5:59 pm

they both got caught In a lust triangle with sarah cretin.



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29 Mar 2016, 6:00 pm

Ben Carson is the new Secretary Of State.


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29 Mar 2016, 6:01 pm

the draft has been reinstated by president rump, all new draftees headed for border guard duty as well as construction duty to assemble the big fence.



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29 Mar 2016, 6:24 pm

President Rump is secretly the nation's first third-party POTUS.


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29 Mar 2016, 6:30 pm

the average brit won't brown his trousers laughing his @$$ off at the sound of the phrase, "President Trump."



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29 Mar 2016, 6:30 pm

Harriet Jones is the new UK prime minister.


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