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12 Sep 2020, 2:40 pm

I stink therefore it was the cat.



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12 Sep 2020, 2:46 pm

What colour is the underneath of the carpet?


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14 Sep 2020, 2:22 am

What are wooden floors made from?


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14 Sep 2020, 2:41 am

I heard that space is a vacuum. What brand? A Dyson? A Kenmore? A Hoover?



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14 Sep 2020, 4:02 am

As the broom said to the vacuum cleaner you suck!



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14 Sep 2020, 4:15 am

The purpose of fake pockets and zippers.


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14 Sep 2020, 10:23 am

is there a silver rule?



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14 Sep 2020, 6:51 pm

I heard someone talking about a wedding shower. Is that a shower that the bride takes before going to the wedding?



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17 Sep 2020, 7:06 am

My friend texted me saying "I am running late, bear with me."
I am now sh*****g myself, I do not want a bear in my house.


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17 Sep 2020, 7:45 am

What is a question?


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17 Sep 2020, 4:31 pm

Why does it take nine months for the stork to deliver babies?



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17 Sep 2020, 10:02 pm

why is it called a flap and not a schlobefürber?



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18 Sep 2020, 1:11 am

"The key to a good fake Oscar Wilde quote is to add '-Oscar Wilde' to the end."

-Oscar Wilde


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18 Sep 2020, 2:12 am

All that shines is not necessarily shiny



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18 Sep 2020, 2:18 am

or to borrow from Chaucer, "all that glareth, is not necessarily shiny garp."



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18 Sep 2020, 2:33 am

Yn auncient tymes yn harmonye most fayre Watir, Erthe, the Fyre, and eke the Ayre!