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Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 28Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
every time you sneeze, your lungs gain perforations. owie.
EzraS Veteran
Joined: 24 Sep 2013Gender: MalePosts: 27,828Location: Twin Peaks
Every time you post, I get drowsy.
Awilder Veteran
Joined: 24 Nov 2014Age: 51Gender: MalePosts: 1,758Location: home of the 10 Tigers
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used before.
Shoggothgoat Veteran
Joined: 17 Mar 2015Age: 32Gender: MalePosts: 783Location: Norway
You have an interesting approach to personal hygiene.
DailyPoutine1 Veteran
Joined: 14 Mar 2015Age: 24Posts: 2,278Location: Province of Québec, Canada
You know whats more than hygiene? Intelligence.
Nergspugget.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
will you stop tripping and falling over your beard?
maybe if you cut your hair you wouldn't be so top-heavy, hyopcrite.
you reek of cinnamon powder! :p
You think a dash of cinnamon powder means you don't have to shower this month!
danmac Veteran
Joined: 22 Mar 2010Age: 50Gender: MalePosts: 3,652Location: chi town burbs
oh go brush your tooth
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,765
Don't be jealous....your dentures are lovely.
You are so pretty people almost don't vomit at the sight of you.
People don't have to see you to know you're there; they smell you from miles away.
Your hair is as pretty as moldy cheese.
Your insults are as fresh as your moldering wool.