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08 Aug 2015, 6:27 pm

Yours looks like a soft apple.


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28 Aug 2015, 9:11 am

With your lack of teeth, you might actually be able to eat one.


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28 Aug 2015, 10:56 am

Yours is the drill that won't pierce the heavens.


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28 Aug 2015, 11:32 am

You're as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.


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28 Aug 2015, 12:00 pm

And you're not really a penguin, are you?


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28 Aug 2015, 12:09 pm

No, but you are really a dog.


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28 Aug 2015, 5:28 pm

Penguin or not, you're still a nimrod.


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28 Aug 2015, 5:43 pm

You are a tool, and not a very sharp one at that.


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28 Aug 2015, 6:27 pm

Not all tools need sharpness for utility. You, however, are a bow lacking both string and arrow. A stick is what you are, standing alone in the mud.


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28 Aug 2015, 7:32 pm

If your IQ was any higher, you'd be a rock!


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29 Aug 2015, 10:33 pm

and you'd be in a skillet


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30 Aug 2015, 9:44 am

Like the one you're sleeping in?


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30 Aug 2015, 9:51 am

Are you the United spider and pig and snowman?


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30 Aug 2015, 10:50 am

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.


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30 Aug 2015, 11:14 am

I wonder what will become extinct first: penguins or Linux?


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30 Aug 2015, 11:19 am

Is your ass jealous of the amount of s**t that comes out of your mouth?

BTW: I don't think what you said is considered rude, or at least I don't deem it rude.


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-Bruce Schneider