29 Sep 2011, 5:06 pm
Henbane wrote:
Tequila wrote:
Henbane wrote:
Oh good grief.
What's up with that? We all know you ladies won't drink pints for some arcane reason that we never understand apart from being women.
Well "we all" are mistaken then. Why I had a pint just t'other week. Granted it was pink mind.
And before you make any comment, yes I know it's not quite in focus, and not well framed etc. etc.
Is it some sort of cherry beer? I see you're playing to stereotype again.
Fancy a mild and a packet of pork scratchings, love?
29 Sep 2011, 5:06 pm
29 Sep 2011, 5:07 pm
Henbane wrote:
TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
Henbane wrote:
Surely with all the technological geniuses and Trek fans on WP somebody could have invented a Transporter by now?
Would make all this theoretical socialising much more likely.
Would make all this theoretical socialising much more likely.
That's not a bad idea...
Right then, that's your project for the next week or so. If you can crochet one, then all the better. I'd like mine in purple please.
*grabs crochet hook and yarn*
Alright! *fist pump*
29 Sep 2011, 5:08 pm
29 Sep 2011, 5:09 pm
29 Sep 2011, 5:10 pm
29 Sep 2011, 5:11 pm
Tequila wrote:
Henbane wrote:
Tequila wrote:
Henbane wrote:
Oh good grief.
What's up with that? We all know you ladies won't drink pints for some arcane reason that we never understand apart from being women.
Well "we all" are mistaken then. Why I had a pint just t'other week. Granted it was pink mind.
And before you make any comment, yes I know it's not quite in focus, and not well framed etc. etc.
Is it some sort of cherry beer? I see you're playing to stereotype again.
Fancy a mild and a packet of pork scratchings, love?
It's strawberry beer, and it was actually a bit too beery for my taste. I prefer strawberry cider really.
I am a bit of a girl yes. But I like my girly frothy drinks in big pint glasses.
And yes, some pork scratchings would go down a treat. Fancy a game of darts?
Orange isn't a real colour you know. It's purely imaginary, invented by some stoned Nederlanders.
And Tea, if you can give mine some sequins too, then that'd be groovy. Ta.
29 Sep 2011, 5:12 pm
29 Sep 2011, 5:17 pm
29 Sep 2011, 5:18 pm
puddingmouse wrote:
I drink pints of real ale when I'm drinking properly.
I only sometimes drink halves because the pills I'm on won't let me drink much alcohol. Nothing to do with my chromosomes.
I only sometimes drink halves because the pills I'm on won't let me drink much alcohol. Nothing to do with my chromosomes.
Yer making me feel like a sexist pillock, which I'm sure was the intention.
You're suitably excused.
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It's strawberry beer, and it was actually a bit too beery for my taste. I prefer strawberry cider really.
Did I ever tell you about the most brilliantest strawberry cider I ever had in Canada? Nearly 9% it was. Brilliant. Got me sloshed alright. And it was only 2pm in the afternoon. Northerners and alcohol.
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But I like my girly frothy drinks in big pint glasses.
What would constitute a "girly frothy drink"? A bit of Babycham? A pint of lager - presumably some of that Foster's muck? I always have to laugh a bit whenever I see big men ordering that, because it tastes of, well, nowt.
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And yes, some pork scratchings would go down a treat.
That's the sort of lady I can get on with. I'm sure we would get on a treat.
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Fancy a game of darts?
(massively loses his cool and comes down in a cold sweat)
I'm hugely dyspraxic. I can try, and you can bring the pub down with your constant, humiliating cackling.
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Orange isn't a real colour you know. It's purely imaginary, invented by some stoned Nederlanders.
What's it really called then? Yellowred? Nothing wrong with orange.
29 Sep 2011, 5:19 pm
29 Sep 2011, 5:25 pm
29 Sep 2011, 5:27 pm
hyperlexian wrote:
hahahaha i can't search that on my phone. is it bigger than a jug?
It's one of these...
...a one-litre glass. I used to own one of these at one time. Then my mother binned it, saying it looked 'unattractive'.
Sieg Heil!
29 Sep 2011, 5:29 pm
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29 Sep 2011, 5:31 pm
29 Sep 2011, 5:33 pm
Henbane wrote:
I fall asleep after two pints of strawberry cider. I couldn't be more lightweight if I tried.
How strong is the strawberry cider? If it's 11%, I'd understand...
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And Tequila, your dyspraxic darts throwage sounds a little bit alarming. I'll be cackling at you from the ladies loos just to ensure I don't get a dart lodged about my person.
I'm not that bad. I've never maimed anyone. Yet. But that's only through lack of practice. I'll even buy you a pint. How does that sound? And I'll sit with you in A&E whilst you curse my soul.
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And no, I don't drink lager. That's too hardcore for me.
What, even Foster's?!
If ever there was a more milquetoast 'beer', I've ne'er heard of it.
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