Theres a great sign I`ve seen here, its a place that has a name, thats the same as "horny".
So when tourist or anyone who doesn`t know about it drives by, they just see a big
yellow sign that screams "Horny" at them
We also have a place called Hell here, lots of tourists go there for some reason
Tourists.. something really funny to do when they ask for directions, is to explain it
like they know the area well. For example;
"no problem, you just turn around and drive for 5 minutes, turn left at the big rock near Bob`s place, keep on going for 5 more minutes, and when you see the place where Pete`s barn used to be (thats burned down long time ago but they dont know that) then you have driven to far."
They get so frustrated
of course I tell them the real way after a while, just to tempting to have some fun with them.
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