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22 Apr 2016, 10:58 am

I did not just pop a zit on my head :eew:



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22 Apr 2016, 11:43 pm

Hoffman's iron law is a myth.



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22 Apr 2016, 11:45 pm

Catlover5 wrote:
I did not just pop a zit on my head :eew:


you just didn't risk an infection in your brain via the cavernous sinus.



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22 Apr 2016, 11:57 pm

tasty foods are all good for you.



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23 Apr 2016, 2:13 am

cathylynn wrote:
Catlover5 wrote:
I did not just pop a zit on my head :eew:


you just didn't risk an infection in your brain via the cavernous sinus.


this post didn't just amplify my desire to shed a body of flesh.


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23 Apr 2016, 2:48 am

the late jack lalanne was the king of self-indulgent sloth.



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24 Apr 2016, 1:52 am

i despise being alive.


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24 Apr 2016, 1:54 am

pain is not a pain.



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24 Apr 2016, 3:39 am

my clay figure cannot kneel properly and that does not make me happy at all.


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24 Apr 2016, 3:47 am

indian frankincense is 100% effective as a pain reliever.



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24 Apr 2016, 3:54 am

india is a minor source of forum spam here.


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24 Apr 2016, 4:37 am

I absolutely love washing my hair!
I wash it every day and give myself a nice scalp massage!
I actually wish I had more hair to wash!


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24 Apr 2016, 4:46 am

my hair doesn't get all matted, stringy and greasy just a few hours after I wash it. :|



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24 Apr 2016, 4:56 am

I'm totally leaving my infected ear alone and not poking my finger into it every few minutes.


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24 Apr 2016, 5:19 am

^^^ 8O I DON'T hope that is NOT A LIE! :o



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24 Apr 2016, 5:22 am

I haven't hesitated to cut my hair since the last time I needed to, much less put it off for whole weeks.


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