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MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,763
Did you get those abs from the back of a comic book?
Feyokien Veteran
Joined: 16 Dec 2014Age: 30Gender: FemalePosts: 7,303Location: The Northern Waste
I got you some lilies, but they died before I could give them to you
TheAP Veteran
Joined: 28 Dec 2014Age: 26Gender: FemalePosts: 20,314Location: Canada
You are full of bad ideas. Your first was leaving the house and exposing your face to the world.
All my ideas come from the Jedi Master on my back, do you get yours from the kitten on your back? That would explain a lot.
It looks like the Jedi Master is about to throw up from being around your smell all the time.
If you contain multitudes, you should really get to a doctor..
UDG Velociraptor
Joined: 20 Dec 2011Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 429
Not like you can talk; there's three of you.
Your username stands for "Ugly Dumb Goat".
Surely you must be kidding
Well it's not like they were bleating at random..
Who rattled your cage?
Shouldn't you get back to yours in the coal mine?
Go back to your stinking swamp.
So says The Acrid Putrescence.
None of the other velociraptors want to hang out with you.