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28 Apr 2016, 3:57 am

tastes like chocolate.



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28 Apr 2016, 5:36 am

I particularly enjoy that special moment when I realise that the two (or more) people I'm talking to are having a sort of secret conversation between themselves and start smirking.



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28 Apr 2016, 7:53 am

I didn't have a bellyache last night and it was fun to go through.


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28 Apr 2016, 8:11 am

I love the sound of two videos or songs playing at the same time.



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28 Apr 2016, 8:14 am

Some cats fly when they're hungry.


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28 Apr 2016, 8:16 am

^No, pigs fly.


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28 Apr 2016, 8:17 am

When you spin your plate as fast as possible during dinner, all nearby cats will turn into dogs for two seconds. This is a real life easteregg.


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28 Apr 2016, 2:07 pm

Dogs eat fish, not cats.


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28 Apr 2016, 2:14 pm

The moon is not made of green cheese. It's really mozzarella.



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28 Apr 2016, 2:24 pm

The moon isn't anything. It's actually just a mass hallucination. We're imagining things there.


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28 Apr 2016, 3:10 pm

the warmth of the sun is just mind over matter.



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29 Apr 2016, 12:38 am

the chitinous disc long term storage system and chala was not developed alongside each other by weil as a failsafe in case memories become irretrievable in information theoretic death of the weilkind, as happened to dray and quatermass.


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29 Apr 2016, 12:43 am

10w30 motor oil makes a good suntan lotion.



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29 Apr 2016, 3:14 am

i do many things correctly.


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29 Apr 2016, 3:15 am

I avoid public elevators due to the dangers of involuntary flatus.



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29 Apr 2016, 3:25 am

i've never have been stuck on a public elevator.


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