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Lantylam Veteran
Joined: 1 Jul 2016Age: 66Gender: MalePosts: 756
No, but you need one. (Tallyman? Who's that? Never heard of her. )
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 76,546Location: UK
Oh she was just some wicked old witch who used to hang around these parts.
Too many of those around here anyway.
So we extinguished her with a water pistol.
You aren't supposed to put petrol in water pistols and certainly not squirt someone while holding a match at the end!
TheAP Veteran
Joined: 28 Dec 2014Age: 26Gender: FemalePosts: 20,314Location: Canada
The only reason you post in this thread is to feel better about your pathetic little life.
You sleep in cat litter.
You're so fat you wear bracelets as rings and necklaces as bracelets.
EzraS Veteran
Joined: 24 Sep 2013Gender: MalePosts: 27,828Location: Twin Peaks
Two cats are worse than one.
One EzraS is worse than none.
When were you last treated for fleas? This thread is making me itch.
I thought I could smell something funny.
Maybe you need a bath.
I think you should flee the thread then.
Have you had your worming tablets?
Have you had a suppository?