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Lantylam
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03 Jul 2016, 2:28 pm

Are you going around bum sniffing again?



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03 Jul 2016, 2:34 pm

Are you picking your nose and eating the snot again?



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03 Jul 2016, 2:34 pm

How did you know?

Do you want a taste?


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03 Jul 2016, 2:36 pm

:eew:

Is that like your cooking?



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03 Jul 2016, 2:43 pm

Who you pulling your face at?


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03 Jul 2016, 2:51 pm

You may have been a baby bird once, but now you're just a fat, ugly loser adult bird.



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03 Jul 2016, 2:52 pm

And you look like a monkeys bum.


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03 Jul 2016, 2:58 pm

You look like someone's linty belly button.



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03 Jul 2016, 3:02 pm

You smell like mushy peas.


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03 Jul 2016, 3:05 pm

I like mushy peas. You smell like stale Gorgonzola cheese.



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03 Jul 2016, 3:06 pm

You look like Gorgonzola! :eew:


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03 Jul 2016, 3:08 pm

So says the cross between a squirrel and a football. :P



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03 Jul 2016, 3:11 pm

Says the guy whose head looks like an unholy fusion of an egg and a pistachio. :mrgreen:


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03 Jul 2016, 3:17 pm

Your face looks like a bulldog got pied.



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03 Jul 2016, 3:24 pm

Well, at least I don't smell like horse poop.


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03 Jul 2016, 3:29 pm

Well, at least I don't smell like horse crap if that horse had eaten rotten eggs.