Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! (ASPIE STYLE!)

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17 Jul 2006, 12:38 pm

The real question is: Where was he when he asked it!

Why do you have TWO shoes but only ONE toothbrush?



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17 Jul 2006, 3:20 pm

one or more birstles for each tooth. not the actual brush

who decides what words go into the dictionary



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17 Jul 2006, 7:14 pm

a dictetymator

dic·ta·tor + et·y·m

why is that we don't just walk backwards/or sideways?



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17 Jul 2006, 7:27 pm

because it would be harder to watch where we are going

why do people give such stupid answers



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17 Jul 2006, 7:34 pm

because no one would pay for such stupid answers.

why did harry belefonte ask "why can't a cow have kittens?"



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17 Jul 2006, 7:37 pm

because he wanted to know

why are down feathers so soft



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17 Jul 2006, 11:07 pm

Becuase they've been feleing down too much? that was lame.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?



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18 Jul 2006, 12:04 am

as many as it takes for your tongue to get sore


why did I just post in this thread?



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18 Jul 2006, 1:34 am

Hmmm you live in Suprise, Az. Maybee you were tripping on peyote??

What the hell am I doing up so late??


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18 Jul 2006, 8:24 am

I dunno, what the hell are you doing up so late?
What's wrong with this planet anyway?



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18 Jul 2006, 9:22 am

EVERYTHING!

where did that come from



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18 Jul 2006, 3:42 pm

It came from the Sky.

What came first? The Beetle or the Bee?



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18 Jul 2006, 3:49 pm

the beatle. the bee got lost on the way

what is the point of pencils...(shouldn't pens be enough)



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18 Jul 2006, 8:50 pm

Pencils are for Lefties. Those erasable ink pens smear when you drag your hand across fresh ink.

Why has'nt the transporter beam been invented yet??


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18 Jul 2006, 9:06 pm

Because the inventor, who should, lacks the intellectual capacity to transport himself to the laboratory.






Why do trees life longer than humans?



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18 Jul 2006, 10:20 pm

because the sky is blue





Who let the dawgs out?