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28 Nov 2006, 10:50 pm

A Routemaster with a broken axle.

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28 Nov 2006, 10:51 pm

a knuckle sandwich with extra ak-47 firing-at-your-head

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28 Nov 2006, 10:53 pm

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:

Why thanks Manalitwist. Most unexpected.

I forgot to buy for you (quickly look around for something)

Here's a can of flyspray.

But...its November Baz..thankyou, its the thought that counts, Ill keep it till its season..Oh and better luck with the sexy shampoo than i had, as you will see there is still half a bottle left!

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28 Nov 2006, 10:56 pm

For greyhelium, a couple o' ready to be primed IED's to go with his AK47.

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28 Nov 2006, 11:03 pm

*hands over a s**t load of ICBMs*

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28 Nov 2006, 11:04 pm

manalitwist wrote:

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:

Why thanks Manalitwist. Most unexpected.

I forgot to buy for you (quickly look around for something)

Here's a can of flyspray.

But...its November Baz..thankyou, its the thought that counts, Ill keep it till its season..Oh and better luck with the sexy shampoo than i had, as you will see there is still half a bottle left!

Its late Spring here and tomorrow is forecast 33C (about 90F).

Where are you?

(te he he - I'm going to trick him into giving away his position *snort * chortle*)

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28 Nov 2006, 11:08 pm

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*hands over a s**t load of ICBMs*

I hope you have a merry Christmas in Guantanamo

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28 Nov 2006, 11:08 pm

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:

manalitwist wrote:

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:

Why thanks Manalitwist. Most unexpected.

I forgot to buy for you (quickly look around for something)

Here's a can of flyspray.

But...its November Baz..thankyou, its the thought that counts, Ill keep it till its season..Oh and better luck with the sexy shampoo than i had, as you will see there is still half a bottle left!

Its late Spring here and tomorrow is forecast 33C (about 90F).

Where are you?

(te he he - I'm going to trick him into giving away his position *snort * chortle*)

Somewhere dark and cold and medieval..Where the flies dont fly

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28 Nov 2006, 11:11 pm

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Somewhere dark and cold and medieval..Where the flies dont fly

lol

Do they celebrate Christmas there? :lol:

I will give you some candles.

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28 Nov 2006, 11:11 pm

A conjugal visit with Charles Manson.

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28 Nov 2006, 11:14 pm

A conjugal visit to a kennel.

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28 Nov 2006, 11:15 pm

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:

manalitwist wrote:

Somewhere dark and cold and medieval..Where the flies dont fly

lol

Do they celebrate Christmas there? :lol:

I will give you some candles.

They do but they are pagans celebrating this (according to my satanic calander):arrow: 25 Yuletide: Celebration of the birth of the sun as a young babe to the great goddess. The satanist's own birthday is very important. The satanist says: "Every man is a god if he chooses to recognise himself as one". (LaVey, the satanic bible)

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28 Nov 2006, 11:16 pm

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A conjugal visit to a kennel.

A fresh virgin Doberman young,plump and in heat.

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28 Nov 2006, 11:23 pm

A personal visit from Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson so you can stop talking about this Satanic nonsense. :lol:

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28 Nov 2006, 11:24 pm

a visit from satan

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28 Nov 2006, 11:25 pm

werbert wrote:

A personal visit from Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson so you can stop talking about this Satanic nonsense. :lol:

No please! Not my sphincter! Please!

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