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04 Mar 2007, 6:44 pm

The time clock punches you


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21 Mar 2007, 10:06 pm

In Soviet Russia Tetris plays YOU.



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21 Mar 2007, 10:17 pm

Isnt it supposed to go like:
In America you play video games
but in Soviet Russia video games play you!



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22 Mar 2007, 1:28 am

In Soviet Russia . . . clothes wear you



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22 Mar 2007, 1:30 am

In Soviet Russia, the fifth amendment pleads YOU.



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22 Mar 2007, 1:33 am

In Soviet Russia walls drill you



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22 Mar 2007, 6:43 pm

In Soviet Russia "The Cheese" cuts you!! ! 8O :twisted:
(And it still stinks)



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22 Mar 2007, 6:48 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:
Isnt it supposed to go like:
In America you play video games
but in Soviet Russia video games play you!

Yes, but simpler is better.

In Soviet Russia, In Soviet Russia thread is glad to see back YOU!! !! !! !


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22 Mar 2007, 6:50 pm

In Soviet Russia, a winner is YOU!



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24 Mar 2007, 3:29 am

In Soviet Russia, paper cuts you!



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24 Mar 2007, 10:39 am

In Soviet Russia flies crack YOU!

In Soviet Russia wigs light YOU!


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24 Mar 2007, 1:10 pm

in soviet Russia weights lift YOU!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Russia



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24 Mar 2007, 1:32 pm

In soviet russia, bicycles ride YOU!

In soviet russia, trash empties YOU!

In soviet russia, gum chews YOU!



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24 Mar 2007, 1:49 pm

In Soviet Russia, beef grills YOU!


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24 Mar 2007, 9:32 pm

Red is King.



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24 Mar 2007, 11:40 pm

In Soviet Russia, you don't trust women as far as they can throw YOU.