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28 Jan 2015, 10:00 am

First, it wasn't.
Second, you don't.

And I Thought ThAT THAT moment between us us was a heavenly embrace...

one of those lost in the moment, inexplicable, heartfelt and unexplainable...
delights!

...that two unique and unrepeatable snowflakes tumbling down an avalanch of impossibility
could briefly meet and have some impact on each other...

Gotcha nose!

Now try smelling anything!

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28 Jan 2015, 10:36 am

your spinal cord was once used as a whip by chuck norris.

syzygyish wrote:

one of those lost in the moment, inexplicable, heartfelt and unexplainable...
delights!

...that two unique and unrepeatable snowflakes tumbling down an avalanch of impossibility
could briefly meet and have some impact on each other..

yep.....precisely :thumleft:

Nord.

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28 Jan 2015, 11:01 am

who the hell is nord?

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28 Jan 2015, 11:10 am

what
what
what
what
what
what
whAT
WHAT
WHA

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28 Jan 2015, 11:12 am

I've been framed!

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28 Jan 2015, 11:21 am

syzygyish wrote:

First, it wasn't.
Second, you don't.

Lol then what was it???

I remember you getting upset over TallyMan leaving.....oh or is it in that thread over highly intelligent but unedicated WPers??? :scratch:

syzygyish wrote:

And I Thought ThAT THAT moment between us us was a heavenly embrace...

one of those lost in the moment, inexplicable, heartfelt and unexplainable...
delights!

...that two unique and unrepeatable snowflakes tumbling down an avalanch of impossibility
could briefly meet and have some impact on each other...

Gotcha nose!

Now try smelling anything!

loool

I thought we had that moment in your thread over syzigysh Christmas sausage :lol:

Damn, I don't remember. :skull:

You farter of divine inspiration!

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28 Jan 2015, 11:45 am

יש צבים באפך

life is a sausage and instead of taling a bite you put it in a bun.

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28 Jan 2015, 11:46 am

well I wasn't taling a bite, since you were taling a bite, you taler of buns

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28 Jan 2015, 12:40 pm

I heard this one years ago: "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."

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28 Jan 2015, 12:45 pm

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your ass, and may your arms be too short to scratch.

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28 Jan 2015, 1:19 pm

you may lead a horse to water,
but if it doesn't have an ass you can't scratch it!

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28 Jan 2015, 1:39 pm

I don't know what to say either
could we just say this is a starting point and take it from here?

I think I like you a lot
do you like me the same way?

if you don't that's ok

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28 Jan 2015, 1:52 pm

I'm hungry
and my ass itches!

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28 Jan 2015, 2:10 pm

syzygyish wrote:

you may lead a horse to water,
but if it doesn't have an ass you can't scratch it!

oh so it's some asseless horse eh?

just the head :jester:

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28 Jan 2015, 2:11 pm

You've been banned from the state of Montana due to fears that hunters will mistake you for a bison.

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28 Jan 2015, 2:34 pm

can you please shut that snout? I can't see anything from the flies coming out.

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