More than anyone ever wanted to know about me:
Quote:
Activities:
Games
Computer Stuff
Woodwork
Hobbyist Electronics
Movies
Bike Riding
Gardening
Cooking
Interests:
Women
Cats
Computers
Electronics
Chemistry
Astronomy
Favorite Music:
Hard Rock
Old Rock
Industrial
Classical
Limited Country
Favorite TV Shows:
Star Trek
Stargate
Farscape
Doctor Who
Charmed
South Park
Favorite Movies:
Starwars
Lord of The Rings
The Matrix
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
Little Nicki
Favorite Books:
Tolkein's Trilogy, Starplex, Six Dinner Sid, Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel, Computing: A hacker's dictionary
Favorite Quotes:
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!" -Tom Lehrer
"I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. " -Tom Lehrer
"There is nothing lower than the human race, except the fRench" -Mark Twain
"'That's a meal that will stick to your ribs' Well, I'm not sure I want to eat that then. And how exactly does this meal bypass my digestive system completely and make its way to my ribs?" ~Foamy Squirrel
"I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator. "
~Stephen Wright
"If you had a million Shakespeares could they write like a monkey?"
~Stephen Wright
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time"
~Stephen Wright
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. "
~Stephen Wright
"Sometimes I forge my own signature" ~Me
"The dog has the benefit of being stupid" ~My Grandpa
Adrian: Soon you will see things more horrible than you can even imagine
Adrian: Well... maybe not that horrible... but still pretty bad...
Person 1: Where's my f*****g jacket?
Person 2: Over there next to your regular one.
Person 1: My what?
Person 2: Never mind.
Nervous Elk: [about Cactus Jack] Why does banker want him watched? He needs to be looked after! (The Villain)
About Me:
I really don't know what to put here. I am socially clueless. I quite literally need a manual on people, sometime so I can throw it at them. I like to be around women, my prevailing theory for this is that I'm not gay, this is also why I don't like football, to me it just looks like a bunch of guys hugging eachother. I like charmed, both for the cleavage and the expolsions. Starwars and Start Trek are among my favourite things to watch, but I usually have something better to do. My preference in music is centered around dislikes rather than likes, I don't like rap, opera, or country (the c is silent). I'm pretty shy, it's not that I'm afraid of people, it's just that I don't know how to deal with them. If I ignore you it either means I'm not ready to deal with you, or I don't like you and want you to leave me alone. Don't ask me "What's Up?", I hate that! I like women that are kind of geeky. I am obsessed with computers and can think of a way to bring computers into virtually any conversation, that's just the way I am, I've never been able to change it, it's not as if I wouldn't pay attention to something or someone else if there were things or people worth diverting my attention to and I knew what to do with them. I'm not afraid of getting married, I think it's one of the things that really different about me, most guys are afraid of making the commitment, but I realize that the person I marry is making a commitment too, if you think about it like that it isn't so scary. I like cats, and I don't like dogs. Cats seem to be a lot more polite, they'll just as soon leave somebody alone. I have never been injured by a cat when I didn't deserve it. Dogs go out of their way to cause problems for me and they attact without provocation. Sure, I've probably been more severely injured by a cat, but I was definately doing something to deserve it (putting duct tape on my cat's head was going a little too far, and he removed the skin from my shins). I hate cell phones, people who use them and disturb the people around them are extremely rude. I don't like smokers either. I don't drink, but I don't mind people who drink as long as they don't pose a threat to me or puke in areas in which I have to like.
30 Mar 2007, 10:34 pm
