List combos of any two items that would freak out a cashier

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01 Jun 2007, 1:58 pm

A viola and earplugs :?



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01 Jun 2007, 2:08 pm

A copy of the karma sutra(sp?) and a CPR dummy.


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01 Jun 2007, 2:08 pm

A box of Depends and some rope.



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01 Jun 2007, 2:18 pm

Alka-Seltzer and a bird watching book



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01 Jun 2007, 2:36 pm

A Viola and a "music minus one" recording of the Walton Viola Concerto



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01 Jun 2007, 2:37 pm

A CD of Ravel's Bolero and duct tape.



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01 Jun 2007, 2:38 pm

bizarre wrote:
A dart board and a picture of Mother Theresa.



A dart board and a picture of george bush....


No wait....theres nothing strange about that combo :lol:



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01 Jun 2007, 2:45 pm

paint stripper and a tin of golden syrup



I couldn't think of much that wouldn't be melted by paint stripper



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01 Jun 2007, 4:05 pm

A puppy and a LARGE box of condoms....


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01 Jun 2007, 4:11 pm

A picture of George W. Bush's face and a blow up "doll".


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01 Jun 2007, 4:13 pm

"The Joy of Sex" and a set of Barbie dolls...


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01 Jun 2007, 4:13 pm

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A picture of George W. Bush's face and a blow up "doll".




AAAGGGGHHHHH!! !!


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01 Jun 2007, 4:48 pm

So far as I can see, pix of any politicians and dart boards are a good mix!


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01 Jun 2007, 4:53 pm

A jar of honey and an ant farm.


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01 Jun 2007, 4:56 pm

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A jar of honey and an ant farm.





OOOOO.....ticklely


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01 Jun 2007, 7:09 pm

A hockey mask and a chainsaw.


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