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Sarcastic_Name
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27 Sep 2005, 6:36 pm

Inside your mind!?

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Serissa
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27 Sep 2005, 7:12 pm

Sarcastic_Name wrote:

Inside your mind!?

The phantom of the Opera is there!

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27 Sep 2005, 9:07 pm

Serissa wrote:

Sarcastic_Name wrote:

Inside your mind!?

The phantom of the Opera is there!

How'd you know I was thinking that?!

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28 Sep 2005, 7:01 am

Sarcastic_Name wrote:

How'd you know I was thinking that?!

I have magic powers.

I also know what color underwear you're wearing, but I'll keep that a secret.

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28 Sep 2005, 4:31 pm

I am ironman....

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28 Sep 2005, 4:50 pm

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

If those rules are the same, what's the opposite of constitute?

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28 Sep 2005, 4:56 pm

SpaceCase wrote:

KISS ME,FOOL!

-SpaceCase

Does what she says.

Does superman ever use his powers to look in girls lockerrooms???

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29 Sep 2005, 8:09 am

Chris wrote:

Sean wrote:

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

If those rules are the same, what's the opposite of constitute?

Heh, good one.

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29 Sep 2005, 8:19 am

I shudder to think... Whoever said that aspies had a strange sense of humour, well, let us just say that they are absolutely correct. Maybe they should read this thread to prove their point.

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29 Sep 2005, 10:26 am

We have sense of humors just very weird and often demented ones.

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29 Sep 2005, 10:05 pm

Three green alien monkeys burst out of the oven and start spiting bubble gum every where quickly in a deserate act to try and save my kitchen from the alien monkeys I chuck a bucket of Coke Cola on top of the three alien monkeys. All of a sudden the monkeys start screaming in strangly human english "Im melting, Im melting". As they melt into piles of sand on my kitchen floor. I quickly run to the oven. I yell "NOOOOOO!! !! !! !! !! !" as i find a burnt snowman in my oven. I snowman has a tap recorder in his hand. I pick up the tape recorder and push play. The message the tape recorder plays is "Im the ghost of Microsoft Chrismas 2005 decesed edition". "Damn Horse eating bats next time me and my army of purple mice will get you" I say to my self.
IT DOES AS ITS TOLD. IT DOES AS ITS TOLD.

Is that random? Or just not making sense at all?

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Twilight_Vally
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30 Sep 2005, 9:44 am

hey i'm new & this looked like the colest forum i could find with little effort...**yay** i'm on the side bar as latest membership :lol: neway HI!! !! !

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30 Sep 2005, 9:55 am

Well that was random alright

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30 Sep 2005, 10:00 am

my favorite random thing is albeno black sheep...there so cool!! ! ohh yeah and shiny happy flashy things!! ! **YAY**

(i'm not real u know!)

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30 Sep 2005, 10:08 am

hey i've just been told that you dont like chat speek here sorry bout that didn't relize

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04 Oct 2005, 1:41 am

I JUST WANT TO PICK UP MY GUN! STUPID COMMMUNIST STATE! EVEN CANADA HAS A SHORTER WAITING PERIOD! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

(shoulder strap not included)

It would be nice if people's reaction wasn't " You have a gun???".

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