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TheAP
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07 Jul 2016, 3:11 pm

You like kissing naked mole rats.



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07 Jul 2016, 3:24 pm

You are a naked mole rat.



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07 Jul 2016, 3:35 pm

You are what would happen if a naked mole rat mated with a crocodile.



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07 Jul 2016, 5:52 pm

You look like the offspring of Godzilla and a lamprey.

Lamprey -> Image


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08 Jul 2016, 4:07 pm

Your teeth resemble rows of broken stalagmites and stalactites.



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08 Jul 2016, 4:22 pm

You could park a bus in the space between your ears.


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08 Jul 2016, 4:23 pm

The highways authority are planning to build an 8 lane motorway through your ears.



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08 Jul 2016, 4:24 pm

You're a Sunday driver.


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08 Jul 2016, 4:25 pm

You drive everyone up the wall.



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08 Jul 2016, 4:27 pm

:lol:

You're already up the wall.

What even does that mean?


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08 Jul 2016, 4:29 pm

(It is a common expression but I don't know its origin.)

Has the diplomatic and social skills of a bull in a china shop.



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08 Jul 2016, 4:32 pm

You're as fat as a bull.


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08 Jul 2016, 4:33 pm

You're full of bull. :P



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08 Jul 2016, 4:36 pm

You're full of hot air.


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08 Jul 2016, 4:40 pm

Keeps making little noises and stinky air. What have you been eating?



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08 Jul 2016, 4:44 pm

What do dogs normally eat old man?

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