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EzraS
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09 Jul 2016, 2:13 am

Dogs normally drink outta the toilet :eew:



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09 Jul 2016, 3:35 am

Whatever, basin head!


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09 Jul 2016, 8:07 am

^ Speaking of which ... isn't your dog tired of wearing that giant thing around its head by now?


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09 Jul 2016, 10:25 pm

You should be productive and dust my mantle. :tongue:



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09 Jul 2016, 10:32 pm

You should be productive and find yourself some better taste in hats!

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09 Jul 2016, 11:43 pm

It fits my head, unlike those shades you've worn since the 1980's. :wink:



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10 Jul 2016, 2:31 am

is that hat to hide a very tall head?


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12 Jul 2016, 10:59 am

No dogs allowed.



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12 Jul 2016, 11:02 am

No cats allowed, either! :P


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12 Jul 2016, 11:16 am

No turtles with funky sunglasses allowed.



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12 Jul 2016, 5:12 pm

At least I'm wearing my shell, unlike you cats that parade around naked.


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12 Jul 2016, 8:54 pm

You only cover up because your body is so ugly.



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15 Jul 2016, 9:11 am

You smell like poo.


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16 Jul 2016, 10:51 am

You smell like poo if a skunk sprayed on it.



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16 Jul 2016, 6:21 pm

You spread positivity like glitter. It's repulsive. :P


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18 Jul 2016, 1:35 pm

You shoot positivity out your rear end.