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Ardentmisanthrope23 Pileated woodpecker
Joined: 3 Dec 2015Posts: 178Location: England UK
whereas you are anal retentive.
TheAP Veteran
Joined: 28 Dec 2014Age: 26Gender: FemalePosts: 20,314Location: Canada
Say hi to Satan for me when you go back home.
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,763
Did you remember to send him a Father's Day card?
Did you send Cruella de Vil a mother's day card?
Of course! I'm making her a kitten skin coat for Christmas.
Oh, that's nice. I'm making my mom a MjrMajorMajor skin coat for Christmas.
TheAP in his free time....
MjrMajorMajor in her free time (the one on the left)...(I'm a girl, btw)
The_Dark_Citadel Deinonychus
Joined: 20 Jul 2016Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 339
You smell like a toad.
You look like a warthog.
You look like a wild boar with vomit all over its face.
EzraS Veteran
Joined: 24 Sep 2013Gender: MalePosts: 27,828Location: Twin Peaks
You look like boar snot.
You look like gorilla poop.
Aged sewage is more appealing than your cooking.
If you were a knight, your name would be Sir Fartsalot.