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24 Jul 2016, 3:52 pm

You outfart a horse.


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24 Jul 2016, 6:03 pm

You outfart your Uncle Dave after he's eaten his third helping of beans.



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26 Jul 2016, 4:18 pm

You pass so much gas, the government is considering making you a national energy utility.



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26 Jul 2016, 4:50 pm

You pass so much gas that if you were to power my car, I would be able to drive across Canada and never have to refill.



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26 Jul 2016, 4:52 pm

You could circumnavigate the world in a balloon filled with your own gas.



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26 Jul 2016, 5:15 pm

Well, you ARE the balloon. You're full of hot air.



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30 Jul 2016, 11:21 am

You're an airhead.



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30 Jul 2016, 11:37 am

Your head is stuffed with mushrooms.



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30 Jul 2016, 11:55 am

Your head rattles when you shake it. 8O



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30 Jul 2016, 12:19 pm

Your brain has been mostly eaten up by termites.



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31 Jul 2016, 6:15 am

You've spent years training a flea circus, but all they do is jump around your head. :eew:



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31 Jul 2016, 6:48 am

You have a permanent swarm of flies buzzing around you.



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31 Jul 2016, 11:09 am

You are a fly. :P



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31 Jul 2016, 11:35 am

You are a cockroach.



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01 Aug 2016, 12:31 pm

You've worn the same pair of socks for so long they've become alive and scientists are queuing up to examine them; while wearing full bio-hazard suits of course. :P



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01 Aug 2016, 12:36 pm

You shower so infrequently that trees have started growing in your dirt.