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Lantylam
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01 Aug 2016, 12:43 pm

You are so dirty that even your dirt is dirty.



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01 Aug 2016, 12:48 pm

You smell so bad that your nose couldn't bear it anymore and jumped off your face.



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01 Aug 2016, 2:31 pm

You grow cheese under your armpits.



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01 Aug 2016, 2:50 pm

Your armpits are filled with mold.



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01 Aug 2016, 3:40 pm

If you had a shower, you’d lose three quarters of your weight.


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01 Aug 2016, 3:44 pm

You're so dirty that a thousand showers won't make the dirt come off.



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01 Aug 2016, 11:44 pm

The AP has tuna breath. :skull:



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02 Aug 2016, 10:33 am

MjrMajorMajor's breath smells like that of a squid after it's eaten rotten fish.



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02 Aug 2016, 11:57 am

Yours smells as if you’ve eaten nothing but a giant squid’s flesh for a month, without putting it in the fridge or brushing your teeth.


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02 Aug 2016, 12:46 pm

And it draws you like chum to a shark.... :pirat:



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02 Aug 2016, 12:57 pm

You're attracted to the best-looking people. I guess opposites attract.



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02 Aug 2016, 1:56 pm

I finger myself thinking about your mum.


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02 Aug 2016, 2:15 pm

That's disgusting.



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02 Aug 2016, 2:21 pm

And rude, above all.


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02 Aug 2016, 2:22 pm

Your existence is disgusting.


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02 Aug 2016, 2:25 pm

You’re an oxygen thief.