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17 Aug 2016, 1:23 pm

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Wait, silly question, your mother would never want to kiss you anyway.



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20 Aug 2016, 10:23 am

Your mom's too busy coughing up hairballs. :eew:



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20 Aug 2016, 12:22 pm

Your mom spends her time snorting up ants.



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20 Aug 2016, 2:57 pm

Your mom's cooking inspired the Road Kill Cafe. :tongue:



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20 Aug 2016, 3:20 pm

You look like a reänimated road kill.


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20 Aug 2016, 3:38 pm

Are you advertising Frozen's red light district with that neon? :scratch:



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20 Aug 2016, 4:48 pm

Are you red–green color blind? No wonder you got run over.


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20 Aug 2016, 7:02 pm

Are you actually a sugar cookie? Too bad somebody gnawed off your limbs, but not your head...

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20 Aug 2016, 7:32 pm

You could count to two even if you tried!

(I stink at being rude)


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20 Aug 2016, 8:23 pm

Don't be such a square. :P



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20 Aug 2016, 8:38 pm

MjrMajorMajor wrote:
Don't be such a square. :P


Sorry! I'm just too afraid to hurt people's feelings. I'm too soft. :(


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20 Aug 2016, 10:09 pm

Austinfrom1995 wrote:
MjrMajorMajor wrote:
Don't be such a square. :P


Sorry! I'm just too afraid to hurt people's feelings. I'm too soft. :(


That's not a bad thing. :) Don't take this thread too seriously... :jester:



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21 Aug 2016, 11:46 am

You, on the other hand, are soft in the squishy, plushy way.



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21 Aug 2016, 6:40 pm

Squishy little kitties should know better than to talk about squishing.


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21 Aug 2016, 7:44 pm

Big talk from someone who just melts in a puddle. :P



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22 Aug 2016, 1:08 pm

You remind me of a puddle yourself, you're so shallow.