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23 Jan 2017, 6:41 am

Ask nicely, and I'll prove you wrong


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23 Jan 2017, 10:42 am

it may penetrate but it won't touch the sides.



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23 Jan 2017, 10:47 am

What have you been putting in there to cause that?


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23 Jan 2017, 11:12 am

Ask your Mother.



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23 Jan 2017, 12:47 pm

lmao

You are as bad as I


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23 Jan 2017, 1:50 pm

You're so old you probably can't even get it up, plus you might have a heart attack.



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24 Jan 2017, 2:50 am

you are descended from platyhelminth worms.


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24 Jan 2017, 2:52 am

As are you, but less further removed....



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24 Jan 2017, 5:21 am

That sounds plausible, since I have never encountered such a terribly over-evolved specimen.


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24 Jan 2017, 5:35 am

if "survival of the fittest" is true, why are you still here? :skull:


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24 Jan 2017, 5:44 am

And you are the creation of a just and merciful god? It is to laugh!


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24 Jan 2017, 10:06 pm

You're just seeing your reflection in your glass house. :wink:



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25 Jan 2017, 1:49 am

your brain is made of jello.


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25 Jan 2017, 7:16 am

You are hard on the outside, but soft and chewy on the inside.



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25 Jan 2017, 7:26 am

You are flaky on the outside. I have mixed feelings about that. ;)


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25 Jan 2017, 10:48 am

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